Happy Passover from Israel Outdoors!

From all of us at Israel Outdoors we wish you and your families a Happy Passover.  Please enjoy the following song to be sung to the tune of Chad Gadya:

One Birthright trip one Birthright trip.

My father paid the refundable deposit, for one Birthright trip one Birthright trip

I filled out the online application, because my father paid the refundable deposit, for one Birthright trip one Birthright trip

Then came a short telephone interview, for the application I completed, because my father paid the refundable deposit, for one Birthright trip one Birthright trip

I was offered a trip but not with my friend, I had a short telephone interview, for the application I submitted, because my father paid the refundable deposit, for one Birthright trip one Birthright trip

I used the Facebook trip swap page, cause I was offered a trip but not with my friend, I had a short telephone interview, for the application I submitted, because my father paid the refundable deposit for one Birthright trip one Birthright trip

Then came my flight info and I thought Russia National Airlines flies to Israel??? I used the Facebook trip swap page, cause I was offered a trip but not with my friend, I had a short telephone interview, for the application I submitted, because my father paid the refundable deposit for one Birthright trip one Birthright trip

Then came my itinerary and I thought what, no Eilat? Russia National Airlines flies to Israel??? I used the Facebook trip swap page, cause I was offered a trip but not with my friend, I had a short telephone interview, for the application I submitted because my father paid the refundable deposit, for one Birthright trip one Birthright trip

My staffer called me and said “you better bring a hat!” My itinerary doesn’t have Eilat? Russia National Airlines flies to Israel??? I used the Facebook trip swap page, cause I was offered a trip but not with my friend, I had a short telephone interview, for the application I submitted, because my father paid the refundable deposit, for one Birthright trip one Birthright trip

I got to the airport and El Al security tried to trick me into admitting I have deadly weapons. My staffer called me and said “you better bring a hat!” My itinerary doesn’t have Eilat? Russia National Airlines flies to Israel??? I used the Facebook trip swap page, cause I was offered a trip but not with my friend, I had a short telephone interview, for the application I submitted because my father paid the refundable deposit, for one Birthright trip one Birthright trip.

Now I’m in Israel on the trip of a lifetime. And all because my father paid the deposit, for one Birthright trip one Birthright trip.